Greetings!

[help4me]

Hi howdy and hello all y'all. Stopped by at the suggestion of Wolfeymole. Seems to be a failry enjoyable place. Glad to be aboard.

 

I am not a techie by any stretch of the imagination, but I might have a few pointers and tidbits to offer.

 

Cheers :)

[Guest Wolfeymole]

Hey Bonnie good to see you love.

Welcome to FPCH http://1000smilies.com/babies/beerglass.gif

[DSTM]

Hello Bonnie and Welcome to Extreme Tech Support - Free PC Help.Just hope the tidbits, aren't Chocolates.LOL.

[help4me]

LOL... wouldn't dream of flooding the place with all that gooy "chocolate" ;)

[Guest Wolfeymole]

I know you wouldn't love but for anyone that does it will be the last time they do.

[Seth]

Ditto on what Wolfey and DSTM said.

 

Glad you joined Bonnie.

[help4me]

The only benefit from a river of choclate comes to those who drown in it from the inability to keep their mouths shut ;)

[Seth]

The only benefit from a river of choclate comes to those who drown in it from the inability to keep their mouths shut ;)

DING DING DING DING

 

We HAVE a winner!

[help4me]

DING DING DING DING

 

We HAVE a winner!

LOL... ok... so what did I win?

 

 

Let me guess... a life time supply of chocolate.... right? :p

[Seth]

DING DING DING DING

 

We HAVE a winner!

LOL... ok... so what did I win?

 

 

Let me guess... a life time supply of chocolate.... right? :p

You guessed right! But wait, there's more:

 

You'll be the hit of the party as we provide post after post of cat pictures!

 

That's right, you pay nothing but get the privilege of posting a lot about nothing. How cool is that?

 

But wait. There's more again!

 

We will also send you a guide to "Clogging up a forum with needless posts" at no extra charge!

 

How much for such a service? Not $29.99 or even $19.99. But for only $9.99 if you act within the next 24 hours, we will show you how to "kiss ass" so that all your mundane posts are tolerated!

 

Fine print:

 

Results are not typical for legitimate computer help forums.

 

Note to others: The humor in this post is a result of another forum that I, Bonnie, and other members of PCH belong to.

 

BTW Bonnie- I know you have some good computer tips. Let er' rip:)

[help4me]

ROFLMAO!!! Now that is one heck of a post :D

[Dotty]

The only benefit from a river of choclate comes to those who drown in it from the inability to keep their mouths shut ;)

nobody around here like that thank goodness.. is there? :o

[Seth]

The only benefit from a river of choclate comes to those who drown in it from the inability to keep their mouths shut ;)

nobody around here like that thank goodness.. is there? :o

Not yet, but the inevitable cometh. The offending limb will be cut off from this forum.

 

We can have fun and speak of "non-tech" things, but the mods at FPH will eliminate that which is "fluff".

[Guest Wolfeymole]

And as they say in biblical terms, although slightly paraphrased; "If someone else's eye offends thee, pluck it out".

If banal events occur as listed above then we shall be awash with eyes, you have my assurances.

 

NB. Shopping List

1 Barrel of finest sawdust

1 Mop

1 Bucket

 

MEMO:

Obtain local undertakers number.

[help4me]

LOL... you mean serious business ;)

 

"Who's afraid of the big bad Wolf... the big bad Wolf... the big bad Wolf...." (you knew that was coming sooner or later right? :p