Understanding Supervisor Double Talk.

[DSTM]

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

 

AVERAGE: Not too bright.

 

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.

 

ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.

 

ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.

 

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.

 

UNLIMITED POTENTIAL: Will stick with us until retirement.

 

QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

 

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.

 

TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.

 

INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors.

 

STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk.

 

TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.

 

APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.

 

A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.

 

NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college.

 

EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.

 

SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life.

 

CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL: Scared.

 

METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nitpicker.

 

DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP: Has a loud voice.

 

JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND: Lucky.

 

MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE: A snob.

 

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes.

 

STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES: Stubborn.

 

GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE: A coward.

 

SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid.

 

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Turns in work on time.

 

IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL: Wanted by no-one else.

 

ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS: An office gossip.

 

REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT: Lazy and hard-headed.

 

HARD WORKER: Usually does it the hard way.

 

ENJOYS JOB: Needs more to do.

 

HAPPY: Paid too much.

 

WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork.

 

COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

 

CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Annoying.

 

WILL GO FAR: Relative of management.

 

SHOULD GO FAR: Please.

 

USES TIME EFFECTIVELY: Clock watcher.

 

VERY CREATIVE: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.

 

USES RESOURSES WELL: Delegates everything.

 

DESERVES PROMOTION: Create new title to make h/h feel appreciated.

[maynardvdm]

HAPPY: Paid too much.

ROFL :)

 

We are all a keen analyst lol :)