maynardvdm Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Don't know if this is true but it sounds cool :D In York, excluding Sundays, it is legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow. :D Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Goku Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Don't know if this is true but it sounds cool :D In York, excluding Sundays, it is legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow. :D Must be untrue, otherwise half the Scotsman in York would be dead. Angry or upset - shoot - another Scotsman less. :) Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not. -- Goku Quote
help4me Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee. -- Goku And honey is a great antiseptic for small cuts and scrapes. Quote Intel Pentium Dual Core 2.6 GHz6GB RAM500 GB HDDIntel Graphics Media Accelerator X3100 with 128MB dedicated memory Computer acting up? Then join Free PC Help and let us help you. Register here. If Free PC Help has helped you, then please consider a donation. Click here.
help4me Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 If you spread your arms horizontally and measure from one middle finger tip to the other is your exact height. and from your wrist to your elbow is your foot size. And... from the tip of your middle finger to the base of your hande is the length of your face... and if you rest your thumb against the side of your index finger (like a gun) from the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb is the length of your nose. Quote Intel Pentium Dual Core 2.6 GHz6GB RAM500 GB HDDIntel Graphics Media Accelerator X3100 with 128MB dedicated memory Computer acting up? Then join Free PC Help and let us help you. Register here. If Free PC Help has helped you, then please consider a donation. Click here.
Goku Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 And honey is a great antiseptic for small cuts and scrapes. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible. :) -- Goku Quote
maynardvdm Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. :) Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Goku Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times! -- Goku Quote
maynardvdm Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 10 percent of the Russian government''s income comes from the sale of vodka. :D Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Goku Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 10 percent of the Russian government''s income comes from the sale of vodka. :D Think how much Russia would lose if it were declared a dry country! It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA. -- Goku Quote
maynardvdm Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA. -- Goku LOL Thats Randy's home town. Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum. Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Goku Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man! -- Goku Quote
RandyL Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 I'll bet that did not turn out well. lol Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs.Get help with computer problems. Join Free PC Help here Donations are welcome. Read Here
RandyL Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 LOL Thats Randy's home town. I'm a sinner and a law breaker. http://extremetechsupport.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs.Get help with computer problems. Join Free PC Help here Donations are welcome. Read Here
Goku Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 I'm a sinner and a law breaker. http://extremetechsupport.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif Well you must have nullified your "sins" by helping those in need here. :) The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump! -- Goku Quote
maynardvdm Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 At birth, a panda is smaller than a mouse and weighs about four ounces. ;) Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Goku Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London! -- Goku Quote
Guest Wolfeymole Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Wolves get hungry after a certain amount of bull **** :D Quote
maynardvdm Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 The wolf has 42 teeth The wolf has rounded ears The wolf has a broad heavy muzzle The wolf has extremely powerful jaws capable of generating 1,500 psi pressure The wolf has one of the widest ranges of size, shape and color of any mammal in North America The wolf lives in a pack, family oriented social structure :D Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Goku Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. -- Goku Quote
maynardvdm Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. :D:D:D Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Goku Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 No two zebras have the same striped pattern. :) -- Goku Quote
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