DSTM Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Hope you have a lovely Birthday, Bonnie,and get heaps of prezzies. http://i32.tinypic.com/2zi6aea.jpg Baked a Cake,Just for you. http://i31.tinypic.com/b3vqfk.jpg Quote Confidence, is the feeling I get, moments before I stuff something up.
help4me Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Awww... thank you Doug *HUGS* BTW... just because the 31st is my birthday ....does NOT mean I am getting older ;) :p Quote Intel Pentium Dual Core 2.6 GHz6GB RAM500 GB HDDIntel Graphics Media Accelerator X3100 with 128MB dedicated memory Computer acting up? Then join Free PC Help and let us help you. Register here. If Free PC Help has helped you, then please consider a donation. Click here.
RandyL Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONNIE!!!!!! Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs.Get help with computer problems. Join Free PC Help here Donations are welcome. Read Here
maynardvdm Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 http://deephousepage.com/smilies/bday_large.gif Bonnie. Have a good one. :) Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Guest Wolfeymole Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Hey up Tigger, Happy Birthday love. :) The Shoe shops will be in my prayers today. :D Btw you won't be getting older if you swear again. :mad: (hugs) :mad: Grrrrr Quote
help4me Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Thanks guys :) And Bob.... I'll get ya for that :p *HUGS* ;) Quote Intel Pentium Dual Core 2.6 GHz6GB RAM500 GB HDDIntel Graphics Media Accelerator X3100 with 128MB dedicated memory Computer acting up? Then join Free PC Help and let us help you. Register here. If Free PC Help has helped you, then please consider a donation. Click here.
JEBWrench Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 It's Bonnie's birthday... Oh... yeah... I knew that... Yeah. Totally did. Yep. Uh-huh. Quote Need help with your computer problems? Then why not join Free PC Help. Register here If Free PC Help has helped you then please consider a donation. Click here
Guest Wolfeymole Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 What's that about a promise on Jeb? Never mind mate we all have our crosses to bear. :p Quote
help4me Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Y'all better behave... or I'll force feed y'all chocolate :p Quote Intel Pentium Dual Core 2.6 GHz6GB RAM500 GB HDDIntel Graphics Media Accelerator X3100 with 128MB dedicated memory Computer acting up? Then join Free PC Help and let us help you. Register here. If Free PC Help has helped you, then please consider a donation. Click here.
maynardvdm Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 OK i misbehaved. Where's my chocolate :D:p Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Guest Wolfeymole Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 God dang don't ya jist lurve these southern belles. :D Ya'll come back now ya hear. Quote
JEBWrench Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 God dang don't ya jist lurve these southern belles. :D Ya'll come back now ya hear. I sure do. :cool: Quote Need help with your computer problems? Then why not join Free PC Help. Register here If Free PC Help has helped you then please consider a donation. Click here
maynardvdm Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 If you ever moved the lawn and found the car - you might be a redneck :D Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
JEBWrench Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 For the record, I did not find any automobiles while mowing last evening. Though I did find a trailer. Quote Need help with your computer problems? Then why not join Free PC Help. Register here If Free PC Help has helped you then please consider a donation. Click here
Guest Wolfeymole Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Hahahahaahahahah, your definitely in the doggy doo now Jeb rofl :D :D :D Quote
help4me Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Listen up all y'all... my daddy is from North Carolina... and I have learned a few hillbilly things.... tar = one of them black round things on your car (ya know... tire) tire = those tall things that radio stations use ( aka tower) a windir is a window yonder is somewhere other than here.... out yonder is somewhere outside the structure you are currently in down yonder is an un specified distance behind you over yonder is an un specified distance to the left or right or in front of you unless you are talking about somewhere on a mountain... then it's up yonder grits is a staple of any breakfast in addition to everything else one would have for breakfast yung uns are kids you will either listen up or listen here to important news "and that's the truth" is the closing statement of any worthy gossip story.... And that's the truth!!! :p Quote Intel Pentium Dual Core 2.6 GHz6GB RAM500 GB HDDIntel Graphics Media Accelerator X3100 with 128MB dedicated memory Computer acting up? Then join Free PC Help and let us help you. Register here. If Free PC Help has helped you, then please consider a donation. Click here.
DSTM Posted May 31, 2008 Author Posted May 31, 2008 Bonnie, taught you the Redneck Book of Manners,yet Jeb?:D:D 1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. ***DINING OUT *** 1. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. ***ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME *** 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. ***PERSONAL HYGIENE *** 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. Howe ver, if you live alone..... deodorant is a waste of good money. ***DATING (Outside the Family) *** 1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. 2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested. "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago." 3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time. 4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, "ya sure don't sweat much for a fat broad." ***WEDDINGS *** 1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot. 3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appear ance. 4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion. ***DRIVING ETIQUETTE *** 1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight. 2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape. 4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer. 5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving. 6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession. ***TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER*** 1. All the DNA is the same. 2. There are no dental records. Quote Confidence, is the feeling I get, moments before I stuff something up.
Guest Wolfeymole Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 An absolute cracker dougie lol lol :D :D Quote
Guest Wolfeymole Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Tar = thank you in Yorkshire. Tire = a circular rubber thing that Randy used to make. A windir is a windows directory. Yonder is ovver theer. Out yonder is ovver theer but a bit further. Down yonder is bottom o thill. Over yonder is a bit further but not as far as ovver theer unless you are talking about somewhere on a mountain... then it's up theer. Grits is a something that resides in the bottom of a parrot cage or is used to resurface roads. Pups or Rug Rats are kids. "and that's the truth" is a total pack of lies Quote
JEBWrench Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Tar = thank you in Yorkshire. Tire = a circular rubber thing that Randy used to make. A windir is a windows directory. Yonder is ovver theer. Out yonder is ovver theer but a bit further. Down yonder is bottom o thill. Over yonder is a bit further but not as far as ovver theer unless you are talking about somewhere on a mountain... then it's up theer. Grits is a something that resides in the bottom of a parrot cage or is used to resurface roads. Pups or Rug Rats are kids. "and that's the truth" is a total pack of lies Do y'all have up yonder for the top o thill? :p (Any Canuck south of Tronna... I mean Toronto does. :D) Quote Need help with your computer problems? Then why not join Free PC Help. Register here If Free PC Help has helped you then please consider a donation. Click here
help4me Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Signed, sealed, delivered... we should be moving in a couple of weeks!!!! :D Quote Intel Pentium Dual Core 2.6 GHz6GB RAM500 GB HDDIntel Graphics Media Accelerator X3100 with 128MB dedicated memory Computer acting up? Then join Free PC Help and let us help you. Register here. If Free PC Help has helped you, then please consider a donation. Click here.
JEBWrench Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Now we gotta pack the stuff we done unpacked a month ago. :p Quote Need help with your computer problems? Then why not join Free PC Help. Register here If Free PC Help has helped you then please consider a donation. Click here
Guest CrazyComputerMan Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Now we gotta pack the stuff we done unpacked a month ago. :p Help4me, Im sorry for before, Forgive me. Happy Birthday! Now enjoy your Party! What you are planning for your birthday cause you deserved the special one! :D Quote
JEBWrench Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 We got a place to live, I'd say that qualifies as pretty dang special. :) Quote Need help with your computer problems? Then why not join Free PC Help. Register here If Free PC Help has helped you then please consider a donation. Click here
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