DSTM Posted June 21, 2008 Posted June 21, 2008 Your Wife should like this one,Wolfey.:D Why Cats are Better than Men 1. A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night. 2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace. 3. You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where she is. 4. If you stroke a cat she won't leap on you for sex. 5. You don't mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night. 6. When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture. 7. Cats never pretend they know how to fix the video. 8. Cats don't care what size your boobs are. 9. Cats still love you even when your perm goes wrong. 10. Cats love rubbing up to your legs however much cellulite you have. 11. Cats can be neutered if they stray. 12. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy her. 13. It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend. 14. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you. 15. You never have to spend time with your cat's mother. 16. Better chance of training a cat. 17. Cats are cute. 18. A cat is never late for dinner. 19. Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags! 20. You'll never get a call from you cat's ex-wife. 21. A cat would never leave you for a younger women. 22. Cats treat your mom with respect. 23. Cats don't worry about hair loss. 24. I feels nice to stroke a cats soft, fluffy fur. 25. A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying. 26. Cats can't show love without meaning it. 27. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 40 cents. 28. Cats actually think with their heads. 29. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself. 30. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat. 31. Cats comfort you when you are sick. 32. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying. Quote Confidence, is the feeling I get, moments before I stuff something up.
DSTM Posted June 21, 2008 Author Posted June 21, 2008 Your nuts in the head Dougie :D I know,mate,got the paperwork to prove it.:D:D Quote Confidence, is the feeling I get, moments before I stuff something up.
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maynardvdm Posted June 21, 2008 Posted June 21, 2008 does Said Feline Help To Pay The Bills? Rofl. :D Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Jared Hill Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 lol apart from no 31 dunno what kind of jerk men you know but I look after my girl freind when she is sick (and when she isn't). And one extra point, a cat cant carry you home when you get drunk :p Quote This site is Fantastic :cool:
RandyL Posted June 28, 2008 Posted June 28, 2008 An excellent point Jared. Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs.Get help with computer problems. Join Free PC Help here Donations are welcome. Read Here
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