The Story Thread

[Guest Wolfeymole]

fart quite a lot so they procured

[Jared Hill]

an urge for the little monkeys room, so wile they were busy, we set off for Disneyland.....

[maynardvdm]

again. This time they remembered to bring the banana-guns and lots of banana's for ammo that will be used to...

[Jared Hill]

Maynardvdm, think you may have to go again because I don't think anyone knows what to say after that :confused:

[Guest Wolfeymole]

ward off the yellow vampires as garlic doesn't work any more, crucifix's don't either so they also have to pack

[maynardvdm]

some sweets to give to....

[Guest Wolfeymole]

the Great Atuin who flaps through the cosmos seeking

[maynardvdm]

the famous space cowboy who is legendary in these parts, but there was some evil looking at him from a distance, planning to...

[Guest Wolfeymole]

steal the four elephants standing on the Great Atuins back and that would be disastrous because the four elephants support the Disk World and on the Disk world lived

[Jared Hill]

Death of Rats, who knew exactly where the famous space cowboy was, but he wanted...

[Guest Wolfeymole]

The Story so far

 

 

 

 

Once upon a time, there was a king who had an igloo and four penguins but the penguins were not happy because it was hot. The penguins were very noisy, so he sold them and became a geologist who liked to visit Pizza Hut when there was the possibility of a storm because when a storm happened the Gnomes came out to play, but the Gnomes liked to to poke his eyes and pull his ears, so he quickly obtained an AK47 from an unlicensed dealer which then involved two chickens and a large bucket, but then along came a spider with a bow tie and a pocket full of dreams but then he realized he had a hole in his pocket and the dreams were now shattered remnants around his ankle so he decided to buy a large island with money he got from selling his webs on ebay after the sale of several large cheesecakes to a man who lived in a shed behind the bus station and then he went on to do what he knows best and that is to driving bumper cars at high speed and that was something he loved doing almost as much as eating fried eggs with gravy in the park on a wet sunday afternoon.

 

But what he really enjoyed was going to different countries and exploring the planet, on his most recent visit to Ireland he followed a rainbow to a pot of gold and a leprechaun said to him would you like to buy some shares in south american zinc and also do you want to know a secret about why snails eat hot dogs on a saturday evening while watching WWF but but there is a condition and the condition is that when the pony sings at midnight the government will set the rate of inflation but only if ten Chinese agree to make me a plate of Chinese noodles which I want not later than the next yellow moon rising, on the other hand there was that one time when the purple wizard, recently retired from being a boxing referee, appeared and said be warned all people, there is a great danger approaching these lands, being a boxing referee i know all dangers and this one is big and he is called the Pixiliator.

 

If you want to save your land, then you must consume a 16" pepperoni pizza topped by bananas dipped in the finest honey and immediately afterwards ring for a green taxi to take you to Canada where you must find a computer geek with a crazy bird and Alaska where said geek have to do a number of tasks starting with beheading a headless chicken to stealing a Volkswagen. After you have dones the tasks, Pixiliator will have to return to home to get more supplies as his next task will include fighting for the elections and running a successful government.

 

At this moment, the prophesied one will consume numerous pies made from succulent wilderbeast whilst reclining on a chaise longue supported by 4 turtles and afterwards he will go hunting polar bears and politicians to consume one and then he will go to a phonebooth to call up one of his best friends to organise himself a meeting between the Polar Bears and the Politicians and take bets one who will eat each other first.

The Pixie then thought of spending a pleasant night in but as soon as he was comfortable the phone rang and to his horror it was A physic hamster, called Mr Snuggles. he told me that I must buy some coal and a weekend in Disneyland and when I get there I must seek out the post office and ask for the 3rd lucky win ticket, it is a winning ticket he said.

 

But as I set off for Disneyland, I come across two insane monkeys, he then whipped out his 9MM and started to shoot at the monkeys but they were to fast, then the monkeys started to charge. but then out of no-where, the king of the potatos came with a tank and served round some tea and cucumber pastries which made the monkeys fart quite a lot so they procured an urge for the little monkeys room, so wile they were busy, we set off for Disneyland again.

This time they remembered to bring the banana-guns and lots of banana's for ammo that will be used to ward off the yellow vampires as garlic doesn't work any more, crucifix's don't either so they also have to pack some sweets to give to the Great Atuin who flaps through the cosmos seeking the famous space cowboy who is legendary in these parts, but there was some evil looking at him from a distance, planning to steal the four elephants standing on the Great Atuins back and that would be disastrous because the four elephants support the Disk World and on the Disk world lived Death of Rats, who knew exactly where the famous space cowboy was, but he wanted.....................

[iwillbekingin2030]

my addition to this lovely thread.

 

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[struggling]

pitch a tent in New Orleans, which was a wild and crazy place to be, but he worried a bit about the levy because it was prone to...