Printer problem

[Guest Wolfeymole]

A blonde was having a problem with her laser printer, so she called the company's technical support.

 

The help desk technician asked her if she was "running it under Windows."

 

The blonde replied, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."

[Jared Hill]

A man is walking down the road in the rain and sees a blonde franticly trying to open the door on her car, he walks over to the blonde and asks whats the problem?

 

She reply I left my keys inside the car and I need to get in it because I left the roof down and its raining.

 

:D