How to scare someone on a airplane!

[maynardvdm]

Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seatmate who keeps

talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?

 

Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to

enjoy your well-earned privacy:

 

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

 

2. Remove your laptop and open it.

 

3. Start up.

 

4. Make sure the annoying guy can clearly see the screen.

 

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep

breath

 

6. Click on the following web address:

 

 

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

 

 

7. Watch him go white.

[RandyL]

Just another reason to be afraid of how maynard thinks.

Good one. :p

[maynardvdm]

You should see a countdown clock like this:

 

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/countdown.png

[Dalo Harkin]

Maynard the countdown is excellent - have to give it a whirl sometime and not necessarily on a plane lol

[sean2390]

I am ashamed to say i've used this in the library once and some of the peoples faces when i started to walk away really quickly from the PC I was using. haha.