xanthus Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 I asked my wife what she wanted for her Birthday and she said " I want something that goes from 0-200 in 3 seconds ". So I bought her some bathroom scales. ;) Quote
Goku Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 Ha ha. Seems you were ready for the "onslaught". :D -- Goku Quote
maynardvdm Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 I asked my wife what she wanted for her Birthday and she said " I want something that goes from 0-200 in 3 seconds ". So I bought her some bathroom scales. ;) :eek: ROFL. :D Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Dalo Harkin Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 Nice one :D Quote Intel Q6600 @ 4Ghz (Watercooled)Asus P5K premium black pearl4GB OCZ Reaper 8500260GTX Join Free PC Help - Register here Donations are welcome - here PC Build We are all members helping other members.Please return here where you may be able to help someone else.After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs.
RandyL Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 I told my wife that joke. Long story short. I'm sleeping in the garage now. Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs.Get help with computer problems. Join Free PC Help here Donations are welcome. Read Here
Guest Wolfeymole Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 This is similar to the joke in Goodfellas where the comedian's wife asked him at the holiday time to "Take her somewhere she's never been", he showed her the kitchen. My wife asked me for something made from an animal for her birthday so I bought her a Donkey Jacket Quote
Guest Wolfeymole Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 The year previously on her birthday I said to her "Get your coat on", she said "Oh darling are you taking me for a romantic candlelit dinner? I said "No I'm turning the fire off" :D Quote
Dalo Harkin Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 The year previously on her birthday I said to her "Get your coat on", she said "Oh darling are you taking me for a romantic candlelit dinner? I said "No I'm turning the fire off" :D lol - good one - Quote Intel Q6600 @ 4Ghz (Watercooled)Asus P5K premium black pearl4GB OCZ Reaper 8500260GTX Join Free PC Help - Register here Donations are welcome - here PC Build We are all members helping other members.Please return here where you may be able to help someone else.After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs.
Guest Wolfeymole Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 She had her revenge though. She went to the doctors over some minor ailment and I said; "Did he talk about your big fat arse at all?" She said "No darling you were not mentioned whatsoever" :D Quote
Dalo Harkin Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 Found this:- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. lol and found this extremely good:- A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead." Quote Intel Q6600 @ 4Ghz (Watercooled)Asus P5K premium black pearl4GB OCZ Reaper 8500260GTX Join Free PC Help - Register here Donations are welcome - here PC Build We are all members helping other members.Please return here where you may be able to help someone else.After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs.
maynardvdm Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 This is similar to the joke in Goodfellas where the comedian's wife asked him at the holiday time to "Take her somewhere she's never been", he showed her the kitchen. My wife asked me for something made from an animal for her birthday so I bought her a Donkey Jacket The year previously on her birthday I said to her "Get your coat on", she said "Oh darling are you taking me for a romantic candlelit dinner? I said "No I'm turning the fire off" :D She had her revenge though. She went to the doctors over some minor ailment and I said; "Did he talk about your big fat arse at all?" She said "No darling you were not mentioned whatsoever" :D Lmao. Good ones. :D Quote We are all members helping other members. Please return here where you may be able to help someone else. After all, no one knows everything and you may have the answer that someone needs. RaidMax Smilodon Gaming Case | Gigabyte Z77X-UD5H M/B | Intel Core i5 3570K @ 3.4GHz | 8GB Corsair RAM | Nvidia GTX550 Ti 1GB GDDR5 | Corsair 800w PSU Register for FREE >>here<< | If we have helped you, please consider a donation >>here<< SAS | MBAM | WinPatrol | Avira | ERUNT | Nvidia Drivers http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll57/mjsmileys/userbarnew4sec.gif
Goku Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 You have some really good ones up your sleeve Wolfey! -- Goku Quote
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