10 Signs that you are too Drunk.

[DSTM]

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

 

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

 

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

 

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

 

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

 

5. You fall off the floor.

 

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

 

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

 

3. Roseanne looks good.

 

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

 

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.:D

[maynardvdm]

Lol. Good one Doug :D

[Dalo Harkin]

The only time I have done most of those in one night was when I was about 16 and I drunk so much cider on holiday in Wales my mates carried me to the tent we were staying in and literally just dropped me in the door - I woke up the next morning by the rain - raining on my face as I put my head outside the tent for air lol