Guest lafferty6@gmail.com Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + + + C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer + + Edition: 11 - 1/19/07 + + Group: comp.os.linux.advocacy + + + + Copyright © 2002-2007 Linux Reality Team + +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Welcome to comp.os.linux.advocacy, otherwise known as cola. This FAQ will try to address most of the issues regarding Linux and this group. Unlike the other FAQs, this one will try to be as realistic as possible. If you want the straight information from real people, continue reading. If you would like to be told what you want to hear, or read a bunch of misinformation that you will regret later as you find things don't work as they should, feel free to read one of the other "FAQS" in here. OK, on to the info! ADDED NEW SECTION BELOW! Here's a list of some frequently asked and answered question here and elsewhere that you may find useful in your quest to try linux. Read these carefully before you decide to invest time in Linux, you may find that you have better things you can do instead. SECTION ONE - INSTALLATION -------------------------- 1.1 Q: I heard linux was easy to install, is it? A: That depends on what distro you try. Most of them will have trouble detecting all your hardware. Most new hardware devices are not supported. If your lucky you might be able to find something that someone threw together on the net. But that's after spending a couple hours searching and probably won't take advantage of your hardware to it's fullest capability. 1.2 Q: Once I get it installed, then what? A: Then you get the joy of making sure everything is configured right. Plan on a minimum of two hours per device to get it to work. That's if the device is even supported. 1.3 Q: What happens if I'm in the middle of an install and the installation freezes or just stops? A: You get to reboot and start all over again. :) This happens every so often with Linux. It seems like it's buggy install routines or something. Ain't Linux grand? :) 1.4 Q: What's the deal?! I installed Linux and it took up almost 2GB hard drive space! A: The Linux distros usually install a LOT of never-used programs on the default install. You can pick and choose what you want, but good luck figuring out what programs are needed and what is useless, obscure tools. Linux usually installs stuff like 10 different editors, 12 different mail clients, and so on. (more to come...) SECTION TWO - CONFIGURATION --------------------------- 2.1 Q: What's with all these cryptic files? A: All of Linux is configured with cryptic text files. Some of the more user-friendly distros have configuration utilities that claim to do it for you, but success with these works sometimes and other times don't, so sometimes you have to edit them by hand. With Linux's spotty reliability in UI programming, you might as well get used to it. 2.2 Q: What is killall, HUP, ls, cat, rm, which, etc and why are these programs telling me to do them? Arggg!! A: These are command line programs that do things within the system. It's what makes Linux a powerful OS for those that are experienced with it. But it's also what makes it a pain in the arse to use and inefficient as a desktop system. Who wants to type all the time when they can just click?! (more to come...) SECTION THREE - APPLICATIONS ---------------------------- 3.1 Q: Where can I get some programs to run on linux? A: Good question. Because Linux doesn't have a large user base on the desktop,(I think it's about 0.24%, less than 1%) companies that make software won't write their programs for Linux. There's a lot of community created programs out there, and some are fairly good, but those are few and far between. Most of the Linux software that tries to mimic it's windows counterpart is substandard. It's usually slow and buggy and early in development. 3.2 Q: I tried to install an RPM but I got 'failed dependencies', what is that? A: That's Linux's version of DLL hell. Different versions and distros use different libraries. So unlike windows where programs will run on many different versions, Linux programs will fail if they're not made for your specific version. 3.3 Q: What is compiling and configure, make and make install? And what is a makefile? A: This is a way to build the programs from the source code under Linux. When the question above fails, you can always build it yourself. The advantage is that it works most of the time. The disadvantage is that it takes forever to build large programs, you need to know some cryptic commands and you have to do all this on a command line. Unlike Windows where you just double click and you are done. 3.4 Q: Can I go to my local store to buy any Linux applications? A: Not really. You can buy Linux itself at various stores. But not too many commercial companies make applications for Linux, there's no profit in it with 0.24% of the desktop market. (more to come...) SECTION FOUR - SPEED ISSUES --------------------------- 4.1 Q: Why is Linux so slow? A: Linux is built on the technology of the old UNIX OS's. Even the graphical user interface of Linux is a separate program that is the same type they used back in the older UNIX days. So working with old technology will give you the old technology responsiveness. Also, a lot of the GUI's, although nice to look at, are still not mature. Using them is slow and sluggish compared to, say, Windows. (more to come...) SECTION FIVE - CONSISTENCY -------------------------- 5.1 Q: Why are the windows different looking? A: Since Linux isn't built by one company, group or have any governing body, programs and interfaces can vary dramatically. You can have everything from the nice look of KDE, to something as ugly as TK and everything in between. You'll usually see some varying UI stile in Linux. 5.2 Q: Should I buy Suse Linux? A: No. They make it difficult to get it for free. All the other distros provide free ISO's to download. Suse is the only one that doesn't provide them but instead has a FTP install that's hard to get to work. Why should they make it easy? The more people that can't get the download to work have to spend $80 or more for the boxed set. And on top of all that although it might have a few more user friendly tools, it's still the same base Linux system that's in development and that all the other distros are using. In other words, they're all on about the same level of struggling to catch up to Windows, so you're not going to find any earth-shattering features in one compared to another. (more to come...) SECTION SIX - LINUX COMMUNITY ----------------------------- 6.1 Q: What is RTFM?! A: This is an acronym for Read The Fuc*ing Manual. This is a common answer you'll get when asking for help in the Linux community. It's meant to make you feel inadequate while boating the Linux persons ego at the same time. See, Linux enthusiasts consider themselves to be guru like and above helping out the simple newbie. You have to earn your respect by spending countless hours becoming a kernel hacker before you're worthy of getting any help. 6.2 Q: Why does everyone think they are better than you when using Linux? A: Same as above. When people use Linux they believe since it takes a little more knowledge to use Linux, they are technically superior, and see themselves as an elite group that doesn't have time for the pathetic little Windows people. (more to come...) SECTION SEVEN - LINUX ADVOCACY, HELPING OR HURTING? --------------------------------------------------- 7.1 Q: Everyone in here says linux is perfect, why would they say that if it isn't? A: We really don't know. Maybe they've used Linux so long that they've gotten used to it. Some of these people haven't used Windows in years so they are comparing Linux to the last windows they used, maybe Windows 3.1 or 95. 7.2 Q: Why does everyone call you a troll when you ask something that questions linux? A: Most of the people here in C.O.L.A. think of Linux more like a religion than an OS. They mostly are MS haters and feel that Linux is the greatest thing to ever hit computing. So when someone questions Linux it's like questioning their belief system. Instead of looking at it with some logic and reasonable judgment, they will lash out at you can't claim your are a troll or a paid MS supporter. 7.3 Q: Why does everyone <PLONK> you if you question Linux? A: Fairly similar to above, Linux advocates can not argue their point rationally. So to make it look like you are under them or you are not worth it, and at the same time find an easy way out of having to prove themselves, they will <PLONK> you. (more to come...) SECTION EIGHT - LINUX EVANGELISM, ZEALOTS ----------------------------------------- 8.1 Q: There are some people that call this FAQ lies and seem to treat it like it's a conspiracy against them, and post all sorts of links to anti-microsoft articles. Why are they reacting so strongly? A: The people that are reacting so strongly are most likely the Linux extremists that believe everything negitive that is said about Linux comes from Microsoft. Like many cult-like groups, the people that belong to them don't have the ability to see things rationally or outside of their view. If someone replies to the FAQ, or anything questioning a non-favorable view on Linux, that seems a little "over the edge", do a google search on the person (http://groups.google.com/) and look at his/her posting history then decide for yourself if the person is credible or not. (more to come...)
Guest 7 Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 Re: C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer Edition 11 1/19/07 Micoshaft Corporation's Asstroturfer lafferty6@gmail.com wrote on behalf of Micoshaft Corporation: Pista lauch has FLOPPED. Vista / Pista who cares? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + + + Micoshaft Pista Newcomer FAQ and Primer + + Edition: 21 - 9/24/06 + + Group: Pista Installees + + + + Copyright © 2007 Pista Removal Reality Team + + Sponsored by Micoshaft Corporation + + Released Under GPL 3 License + +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Welcome to the Windopz De-Pistification FAQette. WoW that was a mouthful wasn't it boys and girls?! Have you De-Pistified your PC? Let me explain: You bought vista crap from our sponsor micoshaft corporation and you realize after hours of reboots and re-installs that our sponsor micoshaft has taken the piss out of you. So you decide that this vista Pista is not for you. Now you want to de-install Pista but expee takes up even more hours and all your driver diskettes are mislaid/lost and application cds are fscked because your dog has been shagging it for some time, etc, etc, etc. Oh Smuck is me you cry out in vain as your PC craps out on you leaving you with nothing despite you having paid truck loads of money. Then light at the end of the tunnel appears in the form of Linux. Now you get angry and use Linux in anger to recover you data. RAAAAARRRrrrr... you growl through into the night recovering data, learning GNU/Linux and by midnight all your work is done, your computers are working, you learned many things and Linux with Beryl is the king. You can sleep in peace knowing Linux is your friend and share your dreams with others... Get Linux here... http://www.livecdlist.com http://www.distrowatch.com For Beryl, downloaded latest beta release of Ubuntu (Feisty Fawn)... http://cdimage.ubuntu.com/releases/feisty/herd-3/ Install Beryl using the 3 click guide which links from here... http://wiki.beryl-project.org/wiki/Install_Beryl_on_Ubuntu And so WoW, after 3 clicks, you have Beryl up and running on your PC!!! All that remains is now for you to stick the De-Pistification Inventory label on your PC to complete the job... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + + + Windopz De-Pistified PC + + OS: Ubuntu + Beryl + + Edition: 21 - 9/24/06 + + SN: 69 68 69 96 69 + + + + Copyright © 2006 Pista Removal Reality Team + + Released Under GPL 3 License + +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Be sure to come back for more in the next installation of Micoshaft Pista Removal FAQ and Primer - Edition 22.
Guest lafferty6@gmail.com Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 Re: C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer Edition 11 1/19/07 On Sep 23, 6:01 pm, 7 <website_has_em...@www.enemygadgets.com> wrote: > Micoshaft Corporation's Asstroturfer laffer...@gmail.com wrote on behalf of > Micoshaft Corporation: > > Pista lauch has FLOPPED. > > Vista / Pista who cares? > > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > + + > + Micoshaft Pista Newcomer FAQ and Primer + > + Edition: 21 - 9/24/06 + > + Group: Pista Installees + > + + > + Copyright © 2007 Pista Removal Reality Team + > + Sponsored by Micoshaft Corporation + > + Released Under GPL 3 License + > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Welcome to the Windopz De-Pistification FAQette. > > WoW that was a mouthful wasn't it boys and girls?! > > Have you De-Pistified your PC? > > Let me explain: > > You bought vista crap from our sponsor micoshaft corporation > and you realize after hours of reboots and re-installs > that our sponsor micoshaft has taken the piss out of you. So you > decide that this vista Pista is not for you. > Now you want to de-install Pista but expee takes up even > more hours and all your driver > diskettes are mislaid/lost and application cds are fscked > because your dog has been shagging it for some time, etc, etc, etc. > Oh Smuck is me you cry out in vain as your PC craps out on you > leaving you with nothing despite you having paid truck loads of money. > > Then light at the end of the tunnel appears in the form > of Linux. Now you get angry and use Linux in anger to recover > you data. RAAAAARRRrrrr... you growl through into the night > recovering data, learning GNU/Linux and by midnight all your > work is done, your computers are working, you learned many > things and Linux with Beryl is the king. You can sleep in peace > knowing Linux is your friend and share your dreams > with others... > > Get Linux here... > http://www.livecdlist.com > http://www.distrowatch.com > > For Beryl, downloaded latest beta release > of Ubuntu (Feisty Fawn)... > http://cdimage.ubuntu.com/releases/feisty/herd-3/ > > Install Beryl using the 3 click guide which links from here... > http://wiki.beryl-project.org/wiki/Install_Beryl_on_Ubuntu > > And so WoW, after 3 clicks, you have Beryl up and running on your PC!!! > > All that remains is now for you to stick the De-Pistification > Inventory label on your PC to complete the job... > > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > + + > + Windopz De-Pistified PC + > + OS: Ubuntu + Beryl + > + Edition: 21 - 9/24/06 + > + SN: 69 68 69 96 69 + > + + > + Copyright © 2006 Pista Removal Reality Team + > + Released Under GPL 3 License + > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Be sure to come back for more in the next installation > of Micoshaft Pista Removal FAQ and Primer - Edition 22. Proof that Linux makes you brain damaged. You fools can't even manage to locate a decent spell checker. Must be that Open Office garbage you are always claiming is as good as MSOffice.
Guest Curt Christianson Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 Re: C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer Edition 11 1/19/07 Un-efffin' real! -- HTH, Curt Windows Support Center http://www.aumha.org Practically Nerded,... http://dundats.mvps.org/Index.htm
Guest Winda Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 Re: C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer Edition 11 1/19/07 Windows XP is Vista's biggest competitor, not Linux not by even an imaginary long (like astronomical light year) shot. Or in line with your vernacular, Garbage Binux has lost to Vista, already. More in line with this NewGroup, is insignificant to WindowXP in comparison. Thanks for visiting the Windows XP General News Group. The News Group for the worlds most popular Operating System. Do come again, and feel free to express your concerns with Vista, in the Microsoft Vista News Group. - Winda "7" <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> wrote in message news:VmBJi.19334$c_1.8471@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk... | Micoshaft Corporation's Asstroturfer lafferty6@gmail.com wrote on behalf of | Micoshaft Corporation: | | Pista lauch has FLOPPED. | | Vista / Pista who cares? | | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | + + | + Micoshaft Pista Newcomer FAQ and Primer + | + Edition: 21 - 9/24/06 + | + Group: Pista Installees + | + + | + Copyright © 2007 Pista Removal Reality Team + | + Sponsored by Micoshaft Corporation + | + Released Under GPL 3 License + | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | | | Welcome to the Windopz De-Pistification FAQette. | | WoW that was a mouthful wasn't it boys and girls?! | | Have you De-Pistified your PC? | | Let me explain: | | You bought vista crap from our sponsor micoshaft corporation | and you realize after hours of reboots and re-installs | that our sponsor micoshaft has taken the piss out of you. So you | decide that this vista Pista is not for you. | Now you want to de-install Pista but expee takes up even | more hours and all your driver | diskettes are mislaid/lost and application cds are fscked | because your dog has been shagging it for some time, etc, etc, etc. | Oh Smuck is me you cry out in vain as your PC craps out on you | leaving you with nothing despite you having paid truck loads of money. | | Then light at the end of the tunnel appears in the form | of Linux. Now you get angry and use Linux in anger to recover | you data. RAAAAARRRrrrr... you growl through into the night | recovering data, learning GNU/Linux and by midnight all your | work is done, your computers are working, you learned many | things and Linux with Beryl is the king. You can sleep in peace | knowing Linux is your friend and share your dreams | with others... | | Get Linux here... | http://www.livecdlist.com | http://www.distrowatch.com | | For Beryl, downloaded latest beta release | of Ubuntu (Feisty Fawn)... | http://cdimage.ubuntu.com/releases/feisty/herd-3/ | | Install Beryl using the 3 click guide which links from here... | http://wiki.beryl-project.org/wiki/Install_Beryl_on_Ubuntu | | And so WoW, after 3 clicks, you have Beryl up and running on your PC!!! | | All that remains is now for you to stick the De-Pistification | Inventory label on your PC to complete the job... | | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | + + | + Windopz De-Pistified PC + | + OS: Ubuntu + Beryl + | + Edition: 21 - 9/24/06 + | + SN: 69 68 69 96 69 + | + + | + Copyright © 2006 Pista Removal Reality Team + | + Released Under GPL 3 License + | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | | Be sure to come back for more in the next installation | of Micoshaft Pista Removal FAQ and Primer - Edition 22.
Guest sully1999@gmail.com Posted September 24, 2007 Posted September 24, 2007 Re: C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer Edition 11 1/19/07 On Sep 23, 5:55 pm, laffer...@gmail.com wrote: > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > + + > + C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer + > + Edition: 11 - 1/19/07 + > + Group: comp.os.linux.advocacy + > + + > + Copyright © 2002-2007 Linux Reality Team + > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Welcome to comp.os.linux.advocacy, otherwise known as cola. This > FAQ will try to address most of the issues regarding Linux and > this group. Unlike the other FAQs, this one will try to be as > realistic as possible. If you want the straight information from > real people, continue reading. If you would like to be told what > you want to hear, or read a bunch of misinformation that you will > regret later as you find things don't work as they should, feel free > to read one of the other "FAQS" in here. > > OK, on to the info! ADDED NEW SECTION BELOW! > > Here's a list of some frequently asked and answered question here > and elsewhere that you may find useful in your quest to try linux. > Read these carefully before you decide to invest time in Linux, you > may find that you have better things you can do instead. > > SECTION ONE - INSTALLATION > -------------------------- > > 1.1 Q: I heard linux was easy to install, is it? > A: That depends on what distro you try. Most of them will have > trouble detecting all your hardware. Most new hardware devices > are not supported. If your lucky you might be able to find > something that someone threw together on the net. But that's > after spending a couple hours searching and probably won't take > advantage of your hardware to it's fullest capability. > > 1.2 Q: Once I get it installed, then what? > A: Then you get the joy of making sure everything is configured > right. Plan on a minimum of two hours per device to get it to > work. That's if the device is even supported. > > 1.3 Q: What happens if I'm in the middle of an install and the > installation freezes or just stops? > A: You get to reboot and start all over again. :) This happens > every so often with Linux. It seems like it's buggy install > routines or something. Ain't Linux grand? :) > > 1.4 Q: What's the deal?! I installed Linux and it took up almost 2GB > hard drive space! > A: The Linux distros usually install a LOT of never-used programs > on the default install. You can pick and choose what you want, > but good luck figuring out what programs are needed and what is > useless, obscure tools. Linux usually installs stuff like 10 > different editors, 12 different mail clients, and so on. > > (more to come...) > > SECTION TWO - CONFIGURATION > --------------------------- > > 2.1 Q: What's with all these cryptic files? > A: All of Linux is configured with cryptic text files. Some of > the more user-friendly distros have configuration utilities > that claim to do it for you, but success with these works > sometimes and other times don't, so sometimes you have to > edit them by hand. With Linux's spotty reliability in UI > programming, you might as well get used to it. > > 2.2 Q: What is killall, HUP, ls, cat, rm, which, etc and why are > these programs telling me to do them? Arggg!! > A: These are command line programs that do things within the > system. It's what makes Linux a powerful OS for those that > are experienced with it. But it's also what makes it a pain > in the arse to use and inefficient as a desktop system. Who > wants to type all the time when they can just click?! > > (more to come...) > > SECTION THREE - APPLICATIONS > ---------------------------- > > 3.1 Q: Where can I get some programs to run on linux? > A: Good question. Because Linux doesn't have a large user base > on the desktop,(I think it's about 0.24%, less than 1%) > companies that make software won't write their programs for > Linux. There's a lot of community created programs out there, > and some are fairly good, but those are few and far between. > Most of the Linux software that tries to mimic it's windows > counterpart is substandard. It's usually slow and buggy and > early in development. > > 3.2 Q: I tried to install an RPM but I got 'failed dependencies', what > is that? > A: That's Linux's version of DLL hell. Different versions and > distros use different libraries. So unlike windows where > programs will run on many different versions, Linux programs > will fail if they're not made for your specific version. > > 3.3 Q: What is compiling and configure, make and make install? And > what is a makefile? > A: This is a way to build the programs from the source code > under Linux. When the question above fails, you can always > build it yourself. The advantage is that it works most of > the time. The disadvantage is that it takes forever to build > large programs, you need to know some cryptic commands and > you have to do all this on a command line. Unlike Windows > where you just double click and you are done. > > 3.4 Q: Can I go to my local store to buy any Linux applications? > A: Not really. You can buy Linux itself at various stores. But > not too many commercial companies make applications for Linux, > there's no profit in it with 0.24% of the desktop market. > > (more to come...) > > SECTION FOUR - SPEED ISSUES > --------------------------- > > 4.1 Q: Why is Linux so slow? > A: Linux is built on the technology of the old UNIX OS's. Even > the graphical user interface of Linux is a separate program > that > is the same type they used back in the older UNIX days. So > working with old technology will give you the old technology > responsiveness. Also, a lot of the GUI's, although nice to look > at, are still not mature. Using them is slow and sluggish > compared to, say, Windows. > > (more to come...) > > SECTION FIVE - CONSISTENCY > -------------------------- > > 5.1 Q: Why are the windows different looking? > A: Since Linux isn't built by one company, group or have any > governing body, programs and interfaces can vary dramatically. > You can have everything from the nice look of KDE, to something > as ugly as TK and everything in between. You'll usually see > some > varying UI stile in Linux. > > 5.2 Q: Should I buy Suse Linux? > A: No. They make it difficult to get it for free. All the other > distros provide free ISO's to download. Suse is the only one > that doesn't provide them but instead has a FTP install that's > hard to get to work. Why should they make it easy? The more > people that can't get the download to work have to spend $80 > or more for the boxed set. And on top of all that although > it might have a few more user friendly tools, it's still the > same base Linux system that's in development and that all the > other distros are using. In other words, they're all on about > the same level of struggling to catch up to Windows, so you're > not going to find any earth-shattering features in one compared > to another. > > (more to come...) > > SECTION SIX - LINUX COMMUNITY > ----------------------------- > > 6.1 Q: What is RTFM?! > A: This is an acronym for Read The Fuc*ing Manual. This is a > common > answer you'll get when asking for help in the Linux community. > It's meant to make you feel inadequate while boating the Linux > persons ego at the same time. See, Linux enthusiasts consider > themselves to be guru like and above helping out the simple > newbie. You have to earn your respect by spending countless > hours becoming a kernel hacker before you're worthy of getting > any help. > > 6.2 Q: Why does everyone think they are better than you when using > Linux? > A: Same as above. When people use Linux they believe since it > takes > a little more knowledge to use Linux, they are technically > superior, > and see themselves as an elite group that doesn't have time for > the > pathetic little Windows people. > > (more to come...) > > SECTION SEVEN - LINUX ADVOCACY, HELPING OR HURTING? > --------------------------------------------------- > > 7.1 Q: Everyone in here says linux is perfect, why would they say that > if it isn't? > A: We really don't know. Maybe they've used Linux so long that > they've gotten used to it. Some of these people haven't used > Windows in years so they are comparing Linux to the last > windows > they used, maybe Windows 3.1 or 95. > > 7.2 Q: Why does everyone call you a troll when you ask something that > questions linux? > A: Most of the people here in C.O.L.A. think of Linux more like a > religion than an OS. They mostly are MS haters and feel that > Linux is the greatest thing to ever hit computing. So when > someone questions Linux it's like questioning their belief > system. Instead of looking at it with some logic and > reasonable > judgment, they will lash out at you can't claim your are a > troll > or a paid MS supporter. > > 7.3 Q: Why does everyone <PLONK> you if you question Linux? > A: Fairly similar to above, Linux advocates can not argue their > point rationally. So to make it look like you are under them > or > you are not worth it, and at the same time find an easy way out > of having to prove themselves, they will <PLONK> you. > > (more to come...) > > SECTION EIGHT - LINUX EVANGELISM, ZEALOTS > ----------------------------------------- > > 8.1 Q: There are some people that call this FAQ lies and seem to treat > it > like it's a conspiracy against them, and post all sorts of > links > to > anti-microsoft articles. Why are they reacting so strongly? > A: The people > ... > > read more » How true. Too bad the monkeys over in comp.os.linux.advocacy will not be able to see themselves. This is truly an accurate description of comp.os.linux.advocacy. A bunch of losers, about 5 in fact not counting their various shill nyms (Roy Culley= Robert Parsonage for example) who pat each other on the back 85 times a day. The only interesting stuff in comp.os.linux.advocacy is reading about Roy Schestowitz's ongoing sex change saga. At least that's entertaining.
Guest Hadron Posted September 24, 2007 Posted September 24, 2007 Re: C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer Edition 11 1/19/07 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> writes: > Micoshaft Corporation's Asstroturfer lafferty6@gmail.com wrote on behalf of > Micoshaft Corporation: > > Pista lauch has FLOPPED. > > Vista / Pista who cares? > And some of you wonder why COLA is a laughing stock?
Guest dennis@home Posted September 24, 2007 Posted September 24, 2007 Re: C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer Edition 11 1/19/07 <lafferty6@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1190585083.100753.322700@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com... snip anti linux stuff even if it is close to the truth. > Proof that Linux makes you brain damaged. > You fools can't even manage to locate a decent spell checker. > > Must be that Open Office garbage you are always claiming is as good as > MSOffice. > WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest cc Posted September 24, 2007 Posted September 24, 2007 Re: C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer Edition 11 1/19/07 On Sep 24, 6:04 am, "dennis@home" <den...@killspam.kicks-ass.net> wrote: > <laffer...@gmail.com> wrote in message > > news:1190585083.100753.322700@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com... > > snip anti linux stuff even if it is close to the truth. You snipped the anti-vista faq, not the anti-linux faq. Although both are equally stupid. > > Proof that Linux makes you brain damaged. > > You fools can't even manage to locate a decent spell checker. > > > Must be that Open Office garbage you are always claiming is as good as > > MSOffice. > > WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See above.
Guest dennis@home Posted September 24, 2007 Posted September 24, 2007 Re: C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer Edition 11 1/19/07 "cc" <scatnubbs@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:1190629613.241388.37820@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com... > On Sep 24, 6:04 am, "dennis@home" <den...@killspam.kicks-ass.net> > wrote: >> <laffer...@gmail.com> wrote in message >> >> news:1190585083.100753.322700@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com... >> >> snip anti linux stuff even if it is close to the truth. > > > You snipped the anti-vista faq, not the anti-linux faq. Although both > are equally stupid. That was definatly anti linux. It /may/ have been intended to be anti vista but it was anti linux.
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