Degree In Linux Trolling Offered At The University of Manchester.

[Guest alan.yunick@gmail.com]

Dear University of Manchester Admissions,

 

I am currently a student taking up space at Whats-a-Matta-U

University located in Nervous Sheep Scotland.

 

I am considering continuing my studies by entering a doctoral program

at Manchester University leading to a PHD degree in Internet Based

Linux Trolling.

 

I understand that you have an intensive program at Manchester which is

targeted directly at my field of choice.

 

If I can be Frank for a moment, I'll reveal that I am interested in a

program which puts as little demand upon my free time as possible.

 

I understand you have a student registered in the Internet Based Linux

Trolling program who goes by them name of Roy Schestowitz.

 

He is indeed my mentor and I wish to duplicate his class and

requirment schedule because it must be one heck of an easy program to

skate through considering he has the time to troll the Internet 7 days

a week, twenty four hours a day posting anti Microsoft messages in

order to shill Linux.

 

I also understand that you have paid internship programs where I can

actually be paid by Linux organizations to troll the Internet.

 

I'd like to be considered for the same program that Roy Schestowitz is

enrolled in because it appears to be a whopper!

 

In conclusion, please consider my application and send my anonymous

regards to your eternal star student Roy Schestowitz at The University

of Manchester.

 

Deep Regards,

 

 

Alan Yunick

[Guest chrisv]

Re: Degree In Linux Trolling Offered At The University of Manchester.

 

alan.yunick@gmail.com wrote:

>If I can be Frank for a moment,

 

Nope. Frank doesn't want you being him, even for a monent.

 

*plonk*

[Guest 7]

Re: Degree In Windopws Trolling Offered At The Micoshaft Corporation Campus.

 

Re: Degree In Windopws Trolling Offered At The Micoshaft Corporation Campus.

 

Micoshaft Corporation's Asstroturfer alan.yunick@gmail.com wrote

on behalf of Micoshaft Corporation:

> Dear University of Manchester Admissions,

>

> I am currently a student taking up space at Whats-a-Matta-U

> University located in Nervous Sheep Scotland.

>

> I am considering continuing my studies by entering a doctoral program

> at Manchester University leading to a PHD degree in Internet Based

> Linux Trolling.

>

> I understand that you have an intensive program at Manchester which is

> targeted directly at my field of choice.

>

> If I can be Frank for a moment, I'll reveal that I am interested in a

> program which puts as little demand upon my free time as possible.

>

> I understand you have a student registered in the Internet Based Linux

> Trolling program who goes by them name of Roy Schestowitz.

>

> He is indeed my mentor and I wish to duplicate his class and

> requirment schedule because it must be one heck of an easy program to

> skate through considering he has the time to troll the Internet 7 days

> a week, twenty four hours a day posting anti Microsoft messages in

> order to shill Linux.

>

> I also understand that you have paid internship programs where I can

> actually be paid by Linux organizations to troll the Internet.

>

> I'd like to be considered for the same program that Roy Schestowitz is

> enrolled in because it appears to be a whopper!

>

> In conclusion, please consider my application and send my anonymous

> regards to your eternal star student Roy Schestowitz at The University

> of Manchester.

>

> Deep Regards,

>

>

> Alan Yunick

 

 

Dear Idiot,

 

Our university flatly refuses to accept entries from Micoshaft Asstroturfing

Employees trying to pass themselves off as Windummies.

 

I would like to recommend you join a flat fish school first

and get your skates on quick, because there is little chance

for you here.

 

Alternatively if you can prove you a true geek by downloading

and running some Linux LiveCDs from here

http://www.distrowatch.com

and write a thesis on how rubbish micoshaft software is compared

to say Ubuntu (http://www.ubuntu.com) running compiz and beryl,

then you are in with a slim chance of rising above flat fish school

class citizen.

 

Tara!

 

Don't call us, we won't call you either.