Guest alan.yunick@gmail.com Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Homer - Paid clueless shill for Schestowitz On Oct 5, 10:35 am, "Barb Dwyer" <dw...@gmail.net> wrote: > This is too funny. Just about every recent thread here goes something like > this: > > Roy Schestowitz - Makes dull and boring post about "Vista causing MS to > implode." > > Nobody bothers to read or reply to this trip except for his paid shill > [M]oron^h^h^h [H]omer who replies with some worthless - "Yeah - it's true." > > Roy Schestowitz then replies back to homer about how right he is and the > thread basically dies. > > (Every other week you can replace [M]oron with the Mark Kent shill and the > pattern remains the same.) > > The masters who pay Roy Schestowitz to post his tripe here must give him an > extra few pennies of somebody bothers to actually reply to him. I am going to be applying for the same PHD program that Roy Schestowitz is enrolled in. It certainly seems to be a program that will put little demand upon my time. After all, how can a PHD candidtate, like Roy Schestowitz, have hours and hours and hours of free time availible to troll the Internet and still complete his studies? Here is my admissions letter: Dear Manchester University Admissions, I am currently a student taking up space at Whats-a-Matta-U University located in Nervous Sheep Scotland. I am considering continuing my studies by entering a doctoral program at Manchester University leading to a PHD degree in Internet Based Linux Trolling. I understand that you have an intensive program at Manchester which is targeted directly at my field of choice. If I can be Frank for a moment, I'll reveal that I am interested in a program which puts as little demand upon my free time as possible. I understand you have a student registered in the Linux Trolling program who goes by them name of Roy Schestowitz. He is indeed my mentor and I wish to duplicate his class and requirment schedule because it must be one heck of an easy program to skate through considering he has the time to troll the Internet 7 days a week, twenty four hours a day posting anti Microsoft messages in order to make Linux look good. I also understand that you have paid internship programs where I can actually be paid by Linux organizations to troll the Internet. I'd like to be considered for the same program that Roy Schestowitz is enrolled in because it appears to be a whopper! In conclusion, please consider my application and send my anonymous regards to your star student Roy Schestowitz at Manchester University. Alan Yunick
Guest Peter Köhlmann Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Homer - Paid clueless shill for Schestowitz Re: Homer - Paid clueless shill for Schestowitz The racist, liar and software thief Gary Stewart (flatfish) nymshifted: < snip flatfish droppings > Poor flatfish. So sad, so idiotic. And just look at the crosspost list. Groups full of idiots Need some support from those cretins, flattestbrain? -- Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.
Guest 7 Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 Re: Homer - Paid clueless shill for Schestowitz Re: Homer - Paid clueless shill for Schestowitz Asstroturfer alan.yunick@gmail.com wrote on behalf of Micoshaft Corporation: > On Oct 5, 10:35 am, "Barb Dwyer" <dw...@gmail.net> wrote: >> This is too funny. Just about every recent thread here goes something >> like this: >> >> Roy Schestowitz - Makes dull and boring post about "Vista causing MS to >> implode." >> >> Nobody bothers to read or reply to this trip except for his paid shill >> [M]oron^h^h^h [H]omer who replies with some worthless - "Yeah - it's >> [true." >> >> Roy Schestowitz then replies back to homer about how right he is and the >> thread basically dies. >> >> (Every other week you can replace [M]oron with the Mark Kent shill and >> the pattern remains the same.) >> >> The masters who pay Roy Schestowitz to post his tripe here must give him >> an extra few pennies of somebody bothers to actually reply to him. > > I am going to be applying for the same PHD program that Roy > Schestowitz is enrolled in. > It certainly seems to be a program that will put little demand upon my > time. > After all, how can a PHD candidtate, like Roy Schestowitz, have hours > and hours and hours of > free time availible to troll the Internet and still complete his > studies? > > Here is my admissions letter: > Dear Manchester University Admissions, > > I am currently a student taking up space at Whats-a-Matta-U > University located in Nervous Sheep Scotland. > > I am considering continuing my studies by entering a doctoral program > at Manchester University leading to a PHD degree in Internet Based > Linux Trolling. > > I understand that you have an intensive program at Manchester which is > targeted directly at my > field of choice. > > If I can be Frank for a moment, I'll reveal that I am interested in a > program which puts as little demand upon my free time as possible. > > I understand you have a student registered in the Linux Trolling > program who goes by them name of Roy Schestowitz. > > He is indeed my mentor and I wish to duplicate his class and > requirment schedule because it must be one heck of an easy program to > skate through considering he has the time to troll the Internet 7 days > a week, twenty four hours a day posting anti Microsoft messages > in order to make Linux look good. > > I also understand that you have paid internship programs where I can > actually be paid by Linux organizations to troll the Internet. > > I'd like to be considered for the same program that Roy Schestowitz is > enrolled in because it > appears to be a whopper! > > In conclusion, please consider my application and send my anonymous > regards to your star student > Roy Schestowitz at Manchester University. > > Alan Yunick Dear Idiot, Our university flatly refuses to accept entries from Micoshaft Asstroturfing Employees trying to pass themselves off as Windummies. I would like to recommend you join a flat fish school first and get your skates on quick, because there is little chance for you here. Alternatively if you can prove you a true geek by downloading and running some Linux LiveCDs from here http://www.livecdlist.com (free with source code) http://www.distrowatch.com and write a thesis on how rubbish micoshaft software is compared to say Ubuntu (http://www.ubuntu.com) running compiz and beryl, then you are in with a slim chance of rising above flat fish school class citizen. Tara! Don't call us, we won't call you either.
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