Guest thanatoid Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Is that to be taken by mouth or intravenously? (I just can't help it, sorry... Those damn quotes can make the KF infuriatingly ineffective, but occasionally provide entertainment...) -- Needless to say, I disdain such idiocies as Xmas and New Year's, but I'd thought I'd play along just once... thanatoid's New Year's Resolutions. 01. Stop posting good advice to help newsgroups. 02. Stop posting stupid advice to help newsgroups. 03. Drive to see the Grand Canyon and then to Las Vegas, buy a gun. 04. Gamble a little in a desperate attempt to fit in for once. 05. Hire 5 of the best looking Las Vegas hookers and have a 3 hour orgy. 06. Have a king-size eggs and bacon and hashbrowns with onions breakfast. 07. Return to hotel room, put gun in mouth and pull trigger.
Guest Lil' Dave Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Re: 3.99 MG RAM "thanatoid" <waiting@the.exit.invalid> wrote in message news:Xns9A18C98D377A1thanexit@66.250.146.158... > Is that to be taken by mouth or intravenously? > > (I just can't help it, sorry... Those damn quotes can make the > KF infuriatingly ineffective, but occasionally provide > entertainment...) > > -- > Needless to say, I disdain such idiocies as Xmas and New Year's, > but I'd thought I'd play along just once... > > thanatoid's New Year's Resolutions. > > 01. Stop posting good advice to help newsgroups. > 02. Stop posting stupid advice to help newsgroups. > 03. Drive to see the Grand Canyon and then to Las Vegas, buy a > gun. > 04. Gamble a little in a desperate attempt to fit in for once. > 05. Hire 5 of the best looking Las Vegas hookers and have a 3 > hour orgy. > 06. Have a king-size eggs and bacon and hashbrowns with onions > breakfast. > 07. Return to hotel room, put gun in mouth and pull trigger. Naw. I go on living as I see I've not seen everything something anal someone can do to trash a PC. See ms's posts. Dave
Guest dadiOH Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Re: 3.99 MG RAM "thanatoid" <waiting@the.exit.invalid> wrote in message news:Xns9A18C98D377A1thanexit@66.250.146.158... > Needless to say, I disdain such idiocies as Xmas and New Year's, > but I'd thought I'd play along just once... > > thanatoid's New Year's Resolutions. > > 01. Stop posting good advice to help newsgroups. > 02. Stop posting stupid advice to help newsgroups. But what do do for fun? :) ______________ > 03. Drive to see the Grand Canyon and then to Las Vegas, buy a > gun. Canyon at least is a good idea. As "natural wonders" go, it is impressive. ______________ > 04. Gamble a little in a desperate attempt to fit in for once. Why would you want to fit in? If there were no square pegs no one would have figured out how to make square holes. Least house edge is craps, don't pass, give odds. That gives the house less than 1%. ____________ > 05. Hire 5 of the best looking Las Vegas hookers and have a 3 > hour orgy. Works for me :) _____________ > 06. Have a king-size eggs and bacon and hashbrowns with onions > breakfast. Good idea but skip the eggs, add toast and make the hashbrowns extra crispy. ______________ > 07. Return to hotel room, put gun in mouth and pull trigger. Bad idea...messy, noisy and no one to sue if you screw it up. dadiOH
Guest thanatoid Posted January 2, 2008 Posted January 2, 2008 Re: 3.99 MG RAM "dadiOH" <dadiOH@guesswhere.com> wrote in news:#LaIyuTTIHA.5016@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl: > "thanatoid" <waiting@the.exit.invalid> wrote in message > news:Xns9A18C98D377A1thanexit@66.250.146.158... > >> Needless to say, I disdain such idiocies as Xmas and New >> Year's, but I'd thought I'd play along just once... >> >> thanatoid's New Year's Resolutions. >> >> 01. Stop posting good advice to help newsgroups. >> 02. Stop posting stupid advice to help newsgroups. > > But what do do for fun? :) I know. So far I have broken #1 (perhaps #2 as well but that's for smarter people than me to say). >> 03. Drive to see the Grand Canyon and then to Las Vegas, >> buy a gun. > > Canyon at least is a good idea. As "natural wonders" go, > it is impressive. > ______________ > >> 04. Gamble a little in a desperate attempt to fit in for >> once. > > Why would you want to fit in? If there were no square pegs > no one would have figured out how to make square holes. It was sort of a joke. I don't think I'd fit in even if I wore golfing clothes while sightseeing with 3 pairs binoculars around my neck. > Least house edge is craps, don't pass, give odds. That > gives the house less than 1%. > ____________ I don't even understand that. Like I said, just for fun. I have good self-control and would only commit a couple hundred dollars and then quit. I did it once before. Started with $50, walked out with $20. No problem. ONE thing I was blessed with was a non-addictive personality. (I post to the Usenet a lot because I have nothing better to do.) >> 05. Hire 5 of the best looking Las Vegas hookers and have >> a 3 hour orgy. > > Works for me :) Hopefully it will work for what's left of Mr. Johnson. >> 06. Have a king-size eggs and bacon and hashbrowns with >> onions breakfast. > > Good idea but skip the eggs, add toast and make the > hashbrowns extra crispy. Toast is a given, but I love eggs. Agree on hashbrowns (AND bacon too). >> 07. Return to hotel room, put gun in mouth and pull >> trigger. > > Bad idea...messy, noisy and no one to sue if you screw it > up. I won't screw it up, and I love the idea of leaving a big mess. I appreciate the comments! :-) -- Needless to say, I disdain such idiocies as Xmas and New Year's, but I'd thought I'd play along just once... thanatoid's New Year's Resolutions. 01. Stop posting good advice to help newsgroups. 02. Stop posting stupid advice to help newsgroups. 03. Drive to see the Grand Canyon and then to Las Vegas, buy a gun. 04. Gamble a little in a desperate attempt to fit in for once. 05. Hire 5 of the best looking Las Vegas hookers and have a 3 hour orgy. 06. Have a king-size eggs and bacon and hashbrowns with onions breakfast. 07. Return to hotel room, put gun in mouth and pull trigger.
Guest Franc Zabkar Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 Re: 3.99 MG RAM On 02 Jan 2008 01:46:33 GMT, thanatoid <waiting@the.exit.invalid> put finger to keyboard and composed: >Is that to be taken by mouth or intravenously? I believe Random Access Medication is to be taken as a suppository. I suspect that 4.0 mg may be the critical dose, or the point at which it becomes Restricted Access Medication. Hope this helped. >(I just can't help it, sorry... Those damn quotes can make the >KF infuriatingly ineffective, but occasionally provide >entertainment...) > >-- >Needless to say, I disdain such idiocies as Xmas and New Year's, >but I'd thought I'd play along just once... > >thanatoid's New Year's Resolutions. > >01. Stop posting good advice to help newsgroups. >02. Stop posting stupid advice to help newsgroups. >03. Drive to see the Grand Canyon and then to Las Vegas, buy a >gun. >04. Gamble a little in a desperate attempt to fit in for once. >05. Hire 5 of the best looking Las Vegas hookers and have a 3 >hour orgy. >06. Have a king-size eggs and bacon and hashbrowns with onions >breakfast. >07. Return to hotel room, put gun in mouth and pull trigger. Why not just repeat 4, 5 and 6 until your money runs out or, if you hit the jackpot, continue with 5 and 6 indefinitely? - Franc Zabkar -- Please remove one 'i' from my address when replying by email.
Guest thanatoid Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 Re: 3.99 MG RAM Franc Zabkar <fzabkar@iinternode.on.net> wrote in news:5egqn3htjticvbfau0hqj4o2beehob344m@4ax.com: > On 02 Jan 2008 01:46:33 GMT, thanatoid > <waiting@the.exit.invalid> put finger to keyboard and > composed: > >>Is that to be taken by mouth or intravenously? > > I believe Random Access Medication is to be taken as a > suppository. I suspect that 4.0 mg may be the critical > dose, or the point at which it becomes Restricted Access > Medication. Hope this helped. :-) <SNIP? > Why not just repeat 4, 5 and 6 until your money runs out > or, if you hit the jackpot, continue with 5 and 6 > indefinitely? That HAS occurred to me, but I DO suffer from depression, and things are not the same to a person with clinical depression as they are to a person with a healthy brain... I really have had enough of life... Plus I am 52, and after 15 years on Prozac, even the 3 hours with 5 babes will be quite a challenge... It may actually kill me before I get to 6 and 7! Cheers :-) -- Needless to say, I disdain such idiocies as Xmas and New Year's, but I'd thought I'd play along just once... thanatoid's New Year's Resolutions. 01. Stop posting good advice to help newsgroups. 02. Stop posting stupid advice to help newsgroups. 03. Drive to see the Grand Canyon and then to Las Vegas, buy a gun. 04. Gamble a little in a desperate attempt to fit in for once. 05. Hire 5 of the best looking Las Vegas hookers and have a 3 hour orgy. 06. Have a king-size eggs and bacon and hashbrowns with onions breakfast. 07. Return to hotel room, put gun in mouth and pull trigger.
Guest Franc Zabkar Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 Re: 3.99 MG RAM On 04 Jan 2008 02:31:21 GMT, thanatoid <waiting@the.exit.invalid> put finger to keyboard and composed: >Franc Zabkar <fzabkar@iinternode.on.net> wrote in >news:5egqn3htjticvbfau0hqj4o2beehob344m@4ax.com: >> Why not just repeat 4, 5 and 6 until your money runs out >> or, if you hit the jackpot, continue with 5 and 6 >> indefinitely? > >That HAS occurred to me, but I DO suffer from depression, and >things are not the same to a person with clinical depression as >they are to a person with a healthy brain... I really have had >enough of life... >Plus I am 52, ... As will I be this year. I have a friend the same age who has been going through serious depression for the last decade (caused by women problems). He sometimes rejuvenates temporarily after going off his Zoloft. Unfortunately this time of year is very bad for him. In fact he hasn't spoken to me for some days so I'd better give him a call ... >... and after 15 years on Prozac, even the 3 hours >with 5 babes will be quite a challenge... It may actually kill >me before I get to 6 and 7! Either way you'll go out with a bang. <sorry> Alternatively, there's always that last scene from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life". >Cheers >:-) For some reason this spoof song (Too Depressed To Commit Suicide) appears to cheer my friend up: http://www.mikefs.co.uk/peecees.ram At the risk of boring this group, here is a personal favourite: http://www.mikefs.co.uk/boringsong.ram Don't kill yourself before listening to the rest: http://www.mikefs.co.uk/HBGB.html :-) - Franc Zabkar -- Please remove one 'i' from my address when replying by email.
Guest thanatoid Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 Re: 3.99 MG RAM Franc Zabkar <fzabkar@iinternode.on.net> wrote in news:p1lrn3pfntfh2qk186eivsmq76e3tkffa8@4ax.com: > On 04 Jan 2008 02:31:21 GMT, thanatoid > <waiting@the.exit.invalid> put finger to keyboard and > composed: > >>Franc Zabkar <fzabkar@iinternode.on.net> wrote in >>news:5egqn3htjticvbfau0hqj4o2beehob344m@4ax.com: > >>> Why not just repeat 4, 5 and 6 until your money runs out >>> or, if you hit the jackpot, continue with 5 and 6 >>> indefinitely? >> >>That HAS occurred to me, but I DO suffer from depression, >>and things are not the same to a person with clinical >>depression as they are to a person with a healthy brain... >>I really have had enough of life... >>Plus I am 52, ... > > As will I be this year. I have a friend the same age who > has been going through serious depression for the last > decade (caused by women problems). /My/ women problems certainly didn't help, but I realized I hated life and started thinking about suicide when I was 10. Unfortunately, I was distracted by adolescence, and then there was still the hope things MIGHT get better. Now I know things don't get better, they get much much worse. My biggest regret is not having snuffed it 25 years ago. > He sometimes rejuvenates > temporarily after going off his Zoloft. Unfortunately this > time of year is very bad for him. In fact he hasn't spoken > to me for some days so I'd better give him a call ... > >>... and after 15 years on Prozac, even the 3 hours >>with 5 babes will be quite a challenge... It may actually >>kill me before I get to 6 and 7! > > Either way you'll go out with a bang. <sorry> No need, that was good! > Alternatively, there's always that last scene from Monty > Python's "The Meaning of Life". I loved their tv show but I never COULD get into the movies. >>Cheers >>:-) > > For some reason this spoof song (Too Depressed To Commit > Suicide) appears to cheer my friend up: > http://www.mikefs.co.uk/peecees.ram > > At the risk of boring this group, here is a personal > favourite: > http://www.mikefs.co.uk/boringsong.ram > > Don't kill yourself before listening to the rest: > http://www.mikefs.co.uk/HBGB.html > >:-) Thanks, I'll check them out. -- Needless to say, I disdain such idiocies as Xmas and New Year's, but I'd thought I'd play along just once... thanatoid's New Year's Resolutions. 01. Stop posting good advice to help newsgroups. 02. Stop posting stupid advice to help newsgroups. 03. Drive to see the Grand Canyon and then to Las Vegas, buy a gun. 04. Gamble a little in a desperate attempt to fit in for once. 05. Hire 5 of the best looking Las Vegas hookers and have a 3 hour orgy. 06. Have a king-size eggs and bacon and hashbrowns with onions breakfast. 07. Return to hotel room, put gun in mouth and pull trigger.
Guest dadiOH Posted January 4, 2008 Posted January 4, 2008 Re: 3.99 MG RAM thanatoid wrote: >> Either way you'll go out with a bang. <sorry> > > No need, that was good! Suberb, I would say. -- dadiOH ____________________________ dadiOH's dandies v3.06... ....a help file of info about MP3s, recording from LP/cassette and tips & tricks on this and that. Get it at http://mysite.verizon.net/xico
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