Stupid things we do

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After having a wee play last night, I sat down this morning and made a phone call to a work colleague to discuss a code change, was trying to scroll to the exact lines of code as I spoke to him... and weird things started happening on my screen.After I'd said I'd phone back in a minute, I suddenly realised... you dumb (I need to watch my language), you were playing with voice recognition last night :-)Basically I discovered that if you say the following in a New Zealand accent..."Hiya Dave, about that invoicing problem... ummm, hang on, what the f***, ummm.. hey, can I call you back in a minute?"is actually interpreted as "Open every application installed on machine, close them all, repeat fifty times, scroll each window up and down, open Excel, do some regression analysis.."..It was interesting.

 

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