Sat next to a prat on a flight?

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Instructions for dealing with a jerk/prat sat next to you:

 

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case
   
2. Remove your laptop
   
3. Start up
   
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.
   
5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying
   
6. Clicky

(Props to digg and all)

 

(No, I will not be responsible if you get a free ticket to Gitmo)

 

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