Dear Business Owner

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This is my sixth one.* I'm guessing alot of you have been getting these too... Have any of you drafted amusing responses?

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Six different people wrote:

Dear Business Owner,

 

 

We are the recognized world leader in generating top rankings for our clients on the Internet. If you partner with us we will help you achieve your Internet marketing objectives and more by:

 

 

* Generating top organic rankings

* Custom solutions for your website

* Timely quantifiable metrics to evaluate your progress.

* Guaranteeing an ongoing maintenance program that will keep you positioned in the forefront of your industry on the Internet.

With your permission, I would like to send you a detailed proposal describing how we can assist your company in reaching your Internet sales goals.

______________________________________________

 

Sincerely,

 

[Name]

[Address]

 

Surely I'm intelligent enough to realize this is spam... But I couldn't help but respond with*abuse@gmail.com in the cc line.

 

Dude.*

This is at least the sixth spam I’ve gotten from you re: zi255.com.* I’m a professional web developer, and a damned good one at that.* I happen to know my way around SEO, I code my own solutions, I have tracking systems that rival the UK CCTV project, and I maintain it myself.* That’s the way it is, and that’s the way I want it.

Had you done your research (i.e. spend more than 30 seconds on the site), you would quickly realize zi255.com is my personal blog.* There is no company associated with it, it’s just a guy who wrote his own blogging engine. The least you could do is draft your own personal canned E-mail templates instead of having each of your accounts use the same one.

Go away.* Tell your employers to stop spamming me.* I don’t want to have to start forwarding these to the respective abuse departments.

 

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