A twist in the tale . . .
I spoke to some of the techies at work today and they suggested that I pull out the mother board battery and put in a new one. Well, I have done exactly that and now the **** thing has started right up.
I had to go back into the bios and configure it for raid, so I hope that everything will be fine after that. And after everythings got so desperate last night that I did the unthinkable and consulted the ASUS motherboard manual, let's hope it keeps working.
Anyway, watch this space. I'll definitely be making a contribution to your cause.
Thanks, Fellas! (for now . . )