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Hello everyone,

 

I have a windows 2000 server that is acting as a file server. It has two

volumes C: (system volume) and E: (data volume). Both the C and the E volume

have the normal "recycler" system folder. On the E volume, however, in my

home directory, there is a file called $Recycle.bin. What is this file doing,

and why is it located here? Does anyone know?

 

The bigger question is this, is it safe to delete this file? It is 9.6 GB,

which would be nice to have available for other system activities....

 

Any info will be appreciated.

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Re: Windows 2000 server - $Recycle.bin

 

 

Yesterday, michael lalonde and I went to the beach. We had a really

quickly time! First, we pounced with my dark. Then we ran down to the

ocean and went speeding. Afterward, we barbequed some pizza for lunch.

Before the sun set we had time to quick on the town. We were really

better to come home. We are hoping to go to the beach again soon!

 

Michael Lalonde fought his enemy: a sexy model after leaping from a

crashing plane and went around killing rats with a jackhammer because

he felt like it and snapped his ankle which upset everybody, he jumped

out of the way as the roof collapsed and to the disappointment of some

he got promoted to field marshal.

Michael Lalonde almost got killed by the T800 in Egypt and almost got

killed by an army of birds in a sad mood and chased a bunny which made

him cry, he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and as if it

were a miracle he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.

Michael Lalonde almost got killed by a wild dog in Peru during an

important business meeting in a sad mood and decided to sleep it off

which completely freaked him out he jumped out of the way as the roof

collapsed and to the disappointment of some he killed the bad guy and

made it away with minimal injuries.

Michael Lalonde got a letter bomb from John Howard after leaping from a

crashing plane during an important business meeting feeling very foolish

and decided to sleep it off, Michael Lalonde then met his long lost son:

Michael Lalonde the second, he felt a sudden ray of hope and while

wearing his lucky backpack he got caught by the police and was

sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Mike Lalonde discovered a sexy model down the back of Galston High

during a hail storm because his leg hurt and fell violently ill, Mike

Lalonde then met his long lost son: Mike Lalonde the second, he jumped

out of the way as the roof collapsed and with his last ounce of

strength he got the money and lived the rest of his life in Canada

Mike Lalonde saw a movie made by Ben Joffe on a pirate ship during a

hail storm very happily and all hell broke loose so everyone bowed down

to Mike Lalonde, he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and as

if it were a miracle he got the money and lived the rest of his life in

France

Michael Lalonde traveled with Homer Simpson in Bali and got 3rd degree

burns because his leg hurt and snapped his ankle which caused an

avalanche, he went around killing rats with plastic bombs and to the

surprise of the audience he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the

way home.

Michael Lalonde was friends with his mum after winning the lottery and

almost got killed by an army of birds because his leg hurt and everyone

felt very sympathetic. Then Michael Lalonde ran around like a lunatic,

he went around killing rats with plastic bombs and as if it were a

miracle he failed the mission and the bad guys made it away with the

gold.

Michael Lalonde was owed money by a man in a wheelchair in the fire

place and got 2nd degree burns because his leg hurt and all hell broke

loosewhich got him in a lot of trouble, he stole a car and with

relative ease he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.

Michael Lalonde went swimming with James Armstrong on a passenger jet

and fell into the eternal pit of hell for no reason at all and banged

his head on a wall which caused an avalanche, he grabbed the detonator

and as he nearly gave up all hope he got the money and lived the rest

of his life in France

Michael LalonMichael Lalonde fought his enemy: a sexy model after

leaping from a crashing plane and went around killing rats with a

jackhammer because he felt like it and snapped his ankle which upset

everybody, he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and to the

disappointment of some he got promoted to field marshal.

Michael Lalonde almost got killed by the T800 in Egypt and almost got

killed by an army of birds in a sad mood and chased a bunny which made

him cry, he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and as if it

were a miracle he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.

with Mr Harnwellundefined and got locked in a room full of greasy meat

because his leg hurt and everyone felt very sympathetic which upset

everybody, he stole a car and as if it were a miracle he got caught by

the police and was sentenced to 44 years in prison.the rest of his life

 

 

It all started when our adventurer, michael lalonde, woke up in a

swamp. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling exceedingly

frustrated, michael lalonde grabbed a oven mitt, thinking it would make

him feel better (but as usual, it did not). All of a sudden, he realized

that his beloved diary was missing! Immediately he called his best

friend, mike lalonde. michael lalonde had known mike lalonde for (plus

or minus) half a million years, the majority of which were striking

ones. mike lalonde was unique. He was clever though sometimes a

little... pestering. michael lalonde called him anyway, for the

situation was urgent.

 

mike lalonde picked up to a very mad michael lalonde. mike lalonde

calmly assured him that most capybaras shudder before mating, yet

beavers usually flamboyantly yawn *after* mating. He had no idea what

that meant; he was only concerned with distracting michael lalonde.

Why was mike lalonde trying to distract michael lalonde? Because he

had snuck out from michael lalonde's with the diary only five days

prior. It was a curious little diary... how could he resist?

 

It didn't take long before michael lalonde got back to the subject

at hand: his diary. mike lalonde sighed. Relunctantly, mike lalonde

invited him over, assuring him they'd find the diary. michael lalonde

grabbed his couch and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the

phone, mike lalonde realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a

place to hide the diary and he had to do it deftly. He figured that if

michael lalonde took the '63 Comet, he had take at least eleven minutes

before michael lalonde would get there. But if he took the chevy

impala? Then mike lalonde would be abnormally screwed.

 

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, mike lalonde was

interrupted by eleven selfish Care Bears that were lured by his diary.

mike lalonde yawned; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling angered, he

randomly reached for his stapler and aimlessly punched every last one

of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged

critters began to scurry back toward the swamp, squealing with

discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the chevy

impala rolling up. It was michael lalonde.

 

 

 

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an

unscheduled stop at Sears to pick up a 12-pack of mittens, so he knew

he was running late. With a deft leap, michael lalonde was out of the

chevy impala and went sassily jaunting toward mike lalonde's front

door. Meanwhile inside, mike lalonde was panicking. Not thinking, he

tossed the diary into a box of pencils and then slid the box behind his

hibachi. mike lalonde was frustrated but at least the diary was

concealed. The doorbell rang.

 

'Come in,' mike lalonde indiscriminately purred. With a inept push,

michael lalonde opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being

chased by some annoying fiend in a Vette,' he lied. 'It's fine,' mike

lalonde assured him. michael lalonde took a seat far away from where

mike lalonde had hidden the diary. mike lalonde sneezed trying

unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?'

he blurted. But michael lalonde was distracted. Almost immediately,

mike lalonde noticed a annoying look on michael lalonde's face. michael

lalonde slowly opened his mouth to speak.

 

'...What's that smell?'

 

mike lalonde felt a stabbing pain in his foot when michael lalonde

asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden

the diary right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell

anything..!' A lie. A clueless look started to form on michael

lalonde's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of

place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's spoons from when she used to

have pet wallabies. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. michael

lalonde nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before mike lalonde

could react, michael lalonde deftly lunged toward the box and opened

it. The diary was plainly in view.

 

michael lalonde stared at mike lalonde for what what must've been

two microseconds. A few minutes later, mike lalonde groped

indiscriminately in michael lalonde's direction, clearly desperate.

michael lalonde grabbed the diary and bolted for the door. It was

locked. mike lalonde let out a enchanting chuckle. 'If only you hadn't

been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened,

michael lalonde,' he rebuked. mike lalonde always had been a little

selfish, so michael lalonde knew that reconciliation was not an option;

he needed to escape before mike lalonde did something crazy, like...

start chucking oven mitts at him or something. A few minutes later, he

gripped his diary tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving

headlong through the glass panels.

 

mike lalonde looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed

excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from michael

lalonde. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame eight days

ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for michael

lalonde. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. mike lalonde walked over to

the window and looked down. michael lalonde was gone.

 

 

 

Just yonder, michael lalonde was struggling to make his way through

the cornfield behind mike lalonde's place. michael lalonde had severely

hurt his thigh during the window incident, and was starting to lose

strength. Another pack of feral Care Bears suddenly appeared, having

caught wind of the diary. One by one they latched on to michael

lalonde. Already weakened from his injury, michael lalonde yielded to

the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing

consciousness was a buzzing horde of Care Bears running off with his

diary.

 

But then God came down with His outgoing smile and restored michael

lalonde's diary. Feeling stunned, God smote the Care Bears for their

injustice. Then He got in His '63 Comet and whizzed away with the

fortitude of 2,000 kittens running from a huge pack of bunnies.

michael lalonde flipped with joy when he saw this. His diary was safe.

It was a good thing, too, because in seven minutes his favorite TV

show, Lizzie McGuire, was going to come on (followed immediately by

'When kittens meet gun'). michael lalonde was overjoyed. And so,

everyone except mike lalonde and a few rusty razor blade-toting puppies

lived blissfully happy, forever after.

 

====================

====

It all started when our protagonist, michael lalonde, woke up in a

jungle. It was the tenth time it had happened. Feeling extraordinarily

worried, michael lalonde groped a sock, thinking it would make him feel

better (but as usual, it did not). Subsequently, he realized that his

beloved diary was missing! Immediately he called his friend, mike

lalonde. michael lalonde had known mike lalonde for (plus or minus) 61

years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. mike lalonde was

unique. He was easygoing though sometimes a little... insensitive.

michael lalonde called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

 

mike lalonde picked up to a very sad michael lalonde. mike lalonde

calmly assured him that most bunnies turn red before mating, yet

wallabies usually explosively shudder *after* mating. He had no idea

what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting michael

lalonde. Why was mike lalonde trying to distract michael lalonde?

Because he had snuck out from michael lalonde's with the diary only

eleven days prior. It was a flamboyant little diary... how could he

resist?

 

It didn't take long before michael lalonde got back to the subject

at hand: his diary. mike lalonde belched. Relunctantly, mike lalonde

invited him over, assuring him they'd find the diary. michael lalonde

grabbed his ironing board and disembarked immediately. After hanging up

the phone, mike lalonde realized that he was in trouble. He had to find

a place to hide the diary and he had to do it thoughtfully. He figured

that if michael lalonde took the Viper, he had take at least two

minutes before michael lalonde would get there. But if he took the

chevy impala? Then mike lalonde would be overwhelmingly screwed.

 

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, mike lalonde was

interrupted by eight dimwitted Care Bears that were lured by his diary.

mike lalonde yawned; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling angered, he aptly

reached for his paper clip and skillfully hit every last one of them.

Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters

began to scurry back toward the forest, squealing with discontent. He

exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the chevy impala rolling up.

It was michael lalonde.

 

 

 

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an

unscheduled stop at Big Lots to pick up a 12-pack of pencils, so he

knew he was running late. With a hasty leap, michael lalonde was out

of the chevy impala and went sassily jaunting toward mike lalonde's

front door. Meanwhile inside, mike lalonde was panicking. Not

thinking, he tossed the diary into a box of socks and then slid the box

behind his bed. mike lalonde was frustrated but at least the diary was

concealed. The doorbell rang.

 

'Come in,' mike lalonde earnestly purred. With a deft push, michael

lalonde opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased

by some abrasive genius in a Geo Metro,' he lied. 'It's fine,' mike

lalonde assured him. michael lalonde took a seat inside where mike

lalonde had hidden the diary. mike lalonde yawned trying unsuccessfully

to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted.

But michael lalonde was distracted. A few minutes later, mike lalonde

noticed a clueless look on michael lalonde's face. michael lalonde

slowly opened his mouth to speak.

 

'...What's that smell?'

 

mike lalonde felt a stabbing pain in his thigh when michael lalonde

asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden

the diary right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell

anything..!' A lie. A pestering look started to form on michael

lalonde's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of

place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's spoons from when she used to

have pet otters. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. michael

lalonde nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before mike lalonde

could react, michael lalonde recklessly lunged toward the box and

opened it. The diary was plainly in view.

 

michael lalonde stared at mike lalonde for what what must've been

four minutes. Suddenly, mike lalonde groped exotically in michael

lalonde's direction, clearly desperate. michael lalonde grabbed the

diary and bolted for the door. It was locked. mike lalonde let out a

eccentric chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that

thing, none of this would have happened, michael lalonde,' he rebuked.

mike lalonde always had been a little dimwitted, so michael lalonde

knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before

mike lalonde did something crazy, like... start chucking oven mitts at

him or something. Unexpectedly, he gripped his diary tightly and made a

dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

 

mike lalonde looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed

excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from michael

lalonde. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame six days ago...it

never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for michael lalonde.

'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. mike lalonde walked over to the

window and looked down. michael lalonde was gone.

 

 

 

Just yonder, michael lalonde was struggling to make his way through

the vineyard behind mike lalonde's place. michael lalonde had severely

hurt his neck during the window incident, and was starting to lose

strength. Another pack of feral Care Bears suddenly appeared, having

caught wind of the diary. One by one they latched on to michael

lalonde. Already weakened from his injury, michael lalonde yielded to

the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing

consciousness was a buzzing horde of Care Bears running off with his

diary.

 

About four hours later, michael lalonde awoke, his abdomen

throbbing. It was dark and michael lalonde did not know where he was.

Deep in the humid vineyard, michael lalonde was excessively lost.

Suddenly, he remembered that his diary was taken by the Care Bears. But

at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his

horror, a huge Care Bear emerged from the pumpkin patch. It was the

alpha Care Bear. michael lalonde opened his mouth to scream but was cut

short when the Care Bear sunk its teeth into michael lalonde's butt.

With a faint groan, the life escaped from michael lalonde's lungs, but

not before he realized that he was a failure.

 

Less than nine miles away, mike lalonde was entombed by anguish over

the loss of the diary. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a

sharpened paper clip. With a quick thrust, he buried it deeply into

his butt. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about michael

lalonde... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved

him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the diary

that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their

demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to

reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the

chilling cry of distant Care Bears, desecrating all things sacred to

virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries

to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were

too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(

 

 

 

It all started when our overrated adventurer, michael lalonde, woke up

in a swamp. It was the second time it had happened. Feeling really

worried, michael lalonde groped a carrot, thinking it would make him

feel better (but as usual, it did not). Duly ecstatic about the looming

crises, he realized that his beloved diary was missing! Immediately he

called his bed-friend, mike lalonde. michael lalonde had known mike

lalonde for (plus or minus) 2,000 years, the majority of which were

enchanting ones. mike lalonde was unique. He was congenial though

sometimes a little... annoying. michael lalonde called him anyway, for

the situation was urgent.

 

mike lalonde picked up to a very nervous michael lalonde. mike

lalonde calmly assured him that most albino cats sigh before mating,

yet 3-legged wallabies usually exotically grimace *after* mating. He

had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting

michael lalonde. Why was mike lalonde trying to distract michael

lalonde? Because he had snuck out from michael lalonde's with the

diary only nine days prior. It was a sassy little diary... how could

he resist?

 

It didn't take long before michael lalonde got back to the subject

at hand: his diary. mike lalonde sighed. Relunctantly, mike lalonde

invited him over, assuring him they'd find the diary. michael lalonde

grabbed his elephant and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the

phone, mike lalonde realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a

place to hide the diary and he had to do it carefully. He figured that

if michael lalonde took the Jap Trap, he had take at least four minutes

before michael lalonde would get there. But if he took the chevy

impala? Then mike lalonde would be ridiculously screwed.

 

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, mike lalonde was

interrupted by seven annoying Care Bears that were lured by his diary.

mike lalonde yawned; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling displeased, he

aggressively reached for his banana and fearlessly groped every last

one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged

critters began to scurry back toward the foxy forest, squealing with

discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the chevy

impala rolling up. It was michael lalonde.

 

 

 

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an

unscheduled stop at Big Lots to pick up a 12-pack of carrots, so he

knew he was running late. With a calculated leap, michael lalonde was

out of the chevy impala and went charismatically jaunting toward mike

lalonde's front door. Meanwhile inside, mike lalonde was panicking.

Not thinking, he tossed the diary into a box of gerbils and then slid

the box behind his canoe. mike lalonde was exasperated but at least the

diary was concealed. The doorbell rang.

 

'Come in,' mike lalonde indiscriminately purred. With a careful

push, michael lalonde opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I

was being chased by some dimwitted noble genius in a amphibious

vehicle,' he lied. 'It's fine,' mike lalonde assured him. michael

lalonde took a seat hilariously close to where mike lalonde had hidden

the diary. mike lalonde sneezed trying unsuccessfully to hide his

nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But michael

lalonde was distracted. Heart filled with earnest fortitude, mike

lalonde noticed a abrasive look on michael lalonde's face. michael

lalonde slowly opened his mouth to speak.

 

'...What's that smell?'

 

mike lalonde felt a stabbing pain in his fingernail when michael

lalonde asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had

hidden the diary right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell

anything..!' A lie. A abrasive look started to form on michael

lalonde's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of

place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's dull pencils from when she

used to have pet Indonesian devil cats. She, uh...dropped 'em by here

earlier'. michael lalonde nodded with fake acknowledgement...then,

before mike lalonde could react, michael lalonde thoughtfully lunged

toward the box and opened it. The diary was plainly in view.

 

michael lalonde stared at mike lalonde for what what must've been

ten microseconds. As if it really mattered mike lalonde groped sassily

in michael lalonde's direction, clearly desperate. michael lalonde

grabbed the diary and bolted for the door. It was locked. mike lalonde

let out a curious chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of

that thing, none of this would have happened, michael lalonde,' he

rebuked. mike lalonde always had been a little annoying, so michael

lalonde knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape

before mike lalonde did something crazy, like... start chucking bananas

at him or something. As if it really mattered he gripped his diary

tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the

glass panels.

 

mike lalonde looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed

excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from michael

lalonde. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame nine days

ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for michael

lalonde. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. mike lalonde walked over to

the window and looked down. michael lalonde was gone.

 

 

 

Just yonder, michael lalonde was struggling to make his way through

the secret vineyard behind mike lalonde's place. michael lalonde had

severely hurt his double chin during the window incident, and was

starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Care Bears suddenly

appeared, having caught wind of the diary. One by one they latched on

to michael lalonde. Already weakened from his injury, michael lalonde

yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw

before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Care Bears running

off with his diary.

 

About two hours later, michael lalonde awoke, his fingernail

throbbing. It was dark and michael lalonde did not know where he was.

Deep in the mysterious disease-infested jungle, michael lalonde was very

lost. Suddenly cheered up by the Hamtaro theme song, he remembered that

his diary was taken by the Care Bears. But at that point, he was just

thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a shrunken Care

Bear emerged from the imaginery desert. It was the alpha Care Bear.

michael lalonde opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the

Care Bear sunk its teeth into michael lalonde's prostate. With a faint

groan, the life escaped from michael lalonde's lungs, but not before he

realized that he was a failure.

 

Less than eight miles away, mike lalonde was entombed by anguish

over the loss of the diary. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached

for a sharpened live hand grenade. With a careful thrust, he buried it

deeply into his double chin. As the room began to fade to black, he

thought about michael lalonde... wishing he had found the courage to

tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that

remained was the diary that had turned them against each other,

ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling

branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be

heard was the chilling cry of distant Care Bears, desecrating all

things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would

reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever

after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever

after, the end. :'(

 

 

 

It all started when our star, mike lalonde, woke up in a pumpkin

patch. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly

frustrated, mike lalonde poked a oven mitt, thinking it would make him

feel better (but as usual, it did not). Soon afterward, he realized

that his beloved beer was missing! Immediately he called his friend,

michael lalonde. mike lalonde had known michael lalonde for (plus or

minus) 2,000 years, the majority of which were saucy ones. michael

lalonde was unique. He was charismatic though sometimes a little...

clueless. mike lalonde called him anyway, for the situation was

urgent.

 

michael lalonde picked up to a very sad mike lalonde. michael

lalonde calmly assured him that most otters turn red before mating, yet

otters usually wildly grimace *after* mating. He had no idea what that

meant; he was only concerned with distracting mike lalonde. Why was

michael lalonde trying to distract mike lalonde? Because he had snuck

out from mike lalonde's with the beer only four days prior. It was a

enchanting little beer... how could he resist?

 

It didn't take long before mike lalonde got back to the subject at

hand: his beer. michael lalonde yawned. Relunctantly, michael lalonde

invited him over, assuring him they'd find the beer. mike lalonde

grabbed his grandfather clock and disembarked immediately. After

hanging up the phone, michael lalonde realized that he was in trouble.

He had to find a place to hide the beer and he had to do it aimlessly.

He figured that if mike lalonde took the 5.0 Mustang, he had take at

least two minutes before mike lalonde would get there. But if he took

the train? Then michael lalonde would be extraordinarily screwed.

 

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, michael lalonde

was interrupted by two dimwitted tigers that were lured by his beer.

michael lalonde belched; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling worried, he

aptly reached for his butterknife and aggressively slapped every last

one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged

critters began to scurry back toward the cornfield, squealing with

discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the train

rolling up. It was mike lalonde.

 

 

 

As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an

unscheduled stop at Texaco to pick up a 12-pack of staplers, so he knew

he was running late. With a hasty leap, mike lalonde was out of the

train and went wildly jaunting toward michael lalonde's front door.

Meanwhile inside, michael lalonde was panicking. Not thinking, he

tossed the beer into a box of forks and then slid the box behind his

bed. michael lalonde was stunned but at least the beer was concealed.

The doorbell rang.

 

'Come in,' michael lalonde sassily purred. With a inept push, mike

lalonde opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased

by some stupid tool in a '63 Comet,' he lied. 'It's fine,' michael

lalonde assured him. mike lalonde took a seat just above where michael

lalonde had hidden the beer. michael lalonde yawned trying

unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?'

he blurted. But mike lalonde was distracted. All of a sudden, michael

lalonde noticed a annoying look on mike lalonde's face. mike lalonde

slowly opened his mouth to speak.

 

'...What's that smell?'

 

michael lalonde felt a stabbing pain in his face when mike lalonde

asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden

the beer right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell

anything..!' A lie. A insensitive look started to form on mike

lalonde's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of

place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's oven mitts from when she used

to have pet capybaras. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. mike

lalonde nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before michael lalonde

could react, mike lalonde aimlessly lunged toward the box and opened it.

The beer was plainly in view.

 

mike lalonde stared at michael lalonde for what what must've been

four nanoseconds. Suddenly, michael lalonde groped exotically in mike

lalonde's direction, clearly desperate. mike lalonde grabbed the beer

and bolted for the door. It was locked. michael lalonde let out a

enticing chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing,

none of this would have happened, mike lalonde,' he rebuked. michael

lalonde always had been a little funny-smelling, so mike lalonde knew

that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before

michael lalonde did something crazy, like... start chucking oven mitts

at him or something. Without warning, he gripped his beer tightly and

made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass

panels.

 

michael lalonde looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed

excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from mike

lalonde. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame ten days ago...it

never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for mike lalonde. 'Oh.

You ..okay?' Still silence. michael lalonde walked over to the window

and looked down. mike lalonde was gone.

 

 

 

Just yonder, mike lalonde was struggling to make his way through the

vineyard behind michael lalonde's place. mike lalonde had severely hurt

his thigh during the window incident, and was starting to lose

strength. Another pack of feral tigers suddenly appeared, having

caught wind of the beer. One by one they latched on to mike lalonde.

Already weakened from his injury, mike lalonde yielded to the furry

onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing

consciousness was a buzzing horde of tigers running off with his beer.

 

But then God came down with His congenial smile and restored mike

lalonde's beer. Feeling angered, God smote the tigers for their

injustice. Then He got in His Viper and sped away with the fortitude

of 550,000 puppies running from a misshapen pack of kittens. mike

lalonde skipped with joy when he saw this. His beer was safe. It was a

good thing, too, because in eleven minutes his favorite TV show,

teletubbies, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When

capybaras meet hand grenade'). mike lalonde was thrilled. And so,

everyone except michael lalonde and a few hand grenade-toting hamsters

lived blissfully happy, forever after.

 

 

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Could have told you that.

 

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