That is quite boring Wolfey. Think of something innovative like this:
"Roses are red, booger's are green please leave your message on this stupid machine."
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten"
There are more to suit your style here. Mind you Barry could use everyone of them. :D :p
-- Goku